I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me
I uh… I’m sorry to bother you again. I’m probably making a pest of myself, but I don’t think I caught your pronouns? Sorry, it’s just in my line of work, I always try to know everything about everyone, you know how it is.
Oh, they/them? Oh you’re nonbinary? Fantastic. Wonderful. You know, that is the neatest thing, because my… wife’s brother’s friend is nonbinary. Crazy small world we live in, huh? That’s just wonderful. Sorry if I’m bothering you, but that’s just really interesting to me because… aw now there, ya see? I’m getting caught up in these little meaningless details again. My wife says I think too much, but it’s the weirdest coincidence.
Because I was talking with my friend down in the evidence department, and do you know what they found at the scene of the crime? One of those little enamel pins, y’know? The ones with the pronouns on ‘em? And this one said “they/them”. Not too unlike that pin you have on your tote bag right now. What a coincidence, huh? Must have fallen off from someone at the scene of the crime, because you know the victim was he/they. Couldn’t have been his, huh?
im looking at this thread of someone pointing out that knowyourmeme documents mostly 4chan and reddit stuff and neglects even the most popular tumblr stuff and it’s so messed up. they don’t have oppa homeless style. they don’t have I see no difference love is love. they don’t have teacher resigned. they don’t have oysters. what do they even have.
A friend of a friend has the superpower of making people realize their trans. Pretty much anyone he’s come in contact with has later realized they’re trans.
This power is so pronounced that he got into a car accident and a few weeks later the person in the other car came out as trans.
absolute highlight of the elden ring network test: a very slow tortoise on a beach, surrounded by a protective circle of player messages lovingly saying “don’t you dare!” “be wary of old codger” and one that said simply “dog”
a picture with my boy (ignore the roiling ball of tentacles in the distance this aint about him)
I’m a gay man and not a lesbian but I just love how there are certain videos I can look at and say “I know the ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags must be in the notes” and then I look and there they are
I love lesbians and I love videos that make lesbians go “oh my god”. mlm wlw solidarity