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meetmeinhellcroutons:

Next season predictions

a screenshot from the movie "Saw", with two characters trapped in a dirty bathroom. one is laying facedown on the floor in a pool of blood. the other has been edited to stand behind a podium next to a monitor, both in the design of the game show Game Changer from dropout tv. Added caption says "Get ready for a Game Changer!"ALT
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cipheramnesia:

godspouse:

pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights

Showing this post to my gender confirmation surgeon while he just sinks deeper into his chair and massages his temples to relieve the oncoming migraine.

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pitbolshevik:

this collar isnt a sex thing it’s so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

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mousegirlheart:

bunnygirlheart:

did u know that

uhm

buny?

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ragewrites:

lushbian:

wow.. šŸ˜”šŸ’”

okay, I know this is meant as aĀ ā€œfunny ha haā€ thing, but I couldn’t help myself:

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monster-bait:

doodle-devil:

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the ā€œeagles?ā€The ā€œrolling stones?ā€ The ā€œbeetles?ā€ Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the ā€œmountain goatsā€ and ā€œcornā€ and ā€œmonkeysā€ and the ā€œkillersā€ and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3

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This feels like faerie propaganda

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astralbondpro:

Star Trek: The Next Generation // S02E21: Peak Performance


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hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

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arystocrat:

arystocrat:

gonna draw zelink in that barbie and ken mugshot pose later maybe

since my other totk sketches are still in heavy spoiler category, im gonna draw shitposts

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purah would say its for the compendium

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anarkhebringer:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you’ll relax

@floople-doople

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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xiacodes:

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I like this a lot.

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habbadax:

Get smudged


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korbensdeliveryservice:

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kelpforestdwellers:

maculategiraffe:

lots of times if I tell my boyfriend that I am proud of him for dealing with a situation, or that I’m sorry he’s having to deal with a situation, he will say “no it’s my own fault.” meaning that he feels like he doesn’t deserve praise or comfort for dealing with a situation that is his fault. (for example a financial problem caused or exacerbated by him having been too anxious or absentminded to deal with the situation sooner.) and I tell him this and I will tell y'all this, that I don’t believe that. I think you are even braver and stronger for taking steps to deal with a mess that is of or partly of your own creation, because you have to cope with guilt and shame on top of the thing itself, and because you’re fighting against the same ingrained dysfunction in yourself that caused the mess. that’s like the bravest and most constructive thing you can do and you should be proud and I am proud of you.

also, mistakes don’t mean you deserve to suffer